Dear Scammers,

NOTE: First Published 11/18/14

I could have used a vacation. A cruise sounds nice, and maybe you could have had me. But you used a prerecorded message. Am I really supposed to believe that you give away so many cruises that it warrants a prerecorded message? Was it somehow cheaper to make the recording instead of just telling me personally?

Do better next time,

ps I am on the Do Not Call List, so next time will have to be with someone else